I got lazers shooting all around
Green to the yellow to the orange to the brown
You don't like me? Well I don't really care
I got the baddest guns on the east coast yeahhhhhhh
Shoot me with your pistol
Just try, I'll shoot ya 3 times with lazers in the eye
So get on the floor, and do that dirty dance
Do that dirty dance like you got lazers in your pants!
(Chorus)
I got lazers on my hands
Lazers on my hands
Lazers on my hands
Lazers what?! Lazers where?!
I got lazers on my hands
Lazers on my hands
Lazers on my hands
Lazers what?! Lazers where?!
Some people think I'm Mega Man
Because I got a cannon on my hand
But I don't wear blue and I don't have many friends
(YOU A LOSER!)
Yeah you betta bet I is
But I got lazers on my hands so I don't need friends
Everywhere you see me there's lazers all around
And if one happens to hit you you'll fall to the ground
People think I'm joking when I talk about my hands
So then why don't you meet up with me so you know who I am
(Repeat Chorus)