I went to the library to find myself a cookbook
But when I came back I didn't know why
One month later I received a phone call from a bitch
A fuckin bitch who told me my book was late
Say that I'm away because today I don't care
I got better things to do
Then I drove my car, I needed to unwind
And when I get back, I let it on the road
One hour later I received a call from a policeman
A fuckin cop who told me my car was towed
Say that I'm away because today I don't care
I got better things to do