Well I was on a cruise ship out at see
My fiance and me
The ship went down
Everybody drowned
and I was just glad the sea didn't swallow me
Hey I was in distress
'cause my hair was such a mess
and so I washed up on a beach
Twelve hungry eyes were staring down at me
I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet
I'm feeling well, they like me that way
So if you really wanna know what's eating m e
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
Oh, trouble was afoot they were eating mine
Toe in the party line
I was starting to feel, these guys are heals
Well truth be told these cannibals have got soul
Hey numbskull look at me
I've got a bone to pick with thee
you ain't humorous, stop ribbing me
If you had a spine you'd come and set me free
I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet
I'm feeling rare, they like me that way
So if you really wanna know what's eating me
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
Missionaries came to this place
They taught us manners
Now we cannibals always say grace
...and then we eat your face
I'm in the middle of a cannibal buffet
I'm feeling well, they like me that way
So if you really wanna know what's eating me
It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
Ow, oo, ow, ow, not my pee pee !