Tents up in the sky and all the animals are waiting for the big show for tonight
Fat man calls my name, and calls me over to the tent he's waiting in
Come watch a fight
All around there and every weekend in his trailer in the back
While the clowns hold all-night poker games
Even the fat man came
Let's go to the funzone
We'll have a whole lot of fun
It's all there at the funzone
It's over when the fun is all done
Ride the fastest ride, you get a ticket from the man there in the booth all painted black
Corn dog for a buck, you take three bites and then you jump
What? There's some ice cream down your back
Meet a girl at night
You're talkin' to her while you coax her to a trailer in the back
While Ronald kicks his dog around
Now there's some weird ice cream stuck on my shoe
This used to be a buck
Well, now it's two
And there's the ferris wheel where you spin around
Someone didn't like it
They got sick on the ground
Let's go to the funzone
We'll have a whole lot of fun
It's all there at the funzone
But why does that clown have a gun?
At the funzone
The funzone
At the funzone
The funzone
Meet a girl at night
You're talkin' to her while you coax her to a trailer in the back
While Ronald kicks his dog around
Now there's some weird ice cream stuck on my shoe
This used to be a buck
Well, now it's two
And there's the ferris wheel where you spin around
Someone didn't like it
They got sick on the ground
Let's go to the funzone
We'll have a whole lot of fun
It's all there at the funzone
But it's over when the fun is all done
At the funzone
The funzone
At the funzone
The funzone
Let's go to the funzone
We'll have a whole lot of fun
It's all there at the funzone
But be sure to wash your hands when you get home