Lawerence Junior high won't you lend me an ear,
I hope this PA system is loud and clear
Now listen up people I've got something to say, These are the morning announcementsfor today
Be sure to check the lost and found between classes,
There's a comb in there and a pair of really thick glasses
Look's like somebody hmm, lost their pants,
There's an old salami sandwhich and some complimentary ants
I hope you seventh graders got a lot of rest,
Because today is your physical endurance test
Tugnut's wearing a crazy grin,
Sixth period in the gym, let the pain begin
That's all for this morning and oh, did I mention,
There's only one name on the list for detention
He's never been accused of over achieving,
He's that goofy little troublemaker, Louis Stevens
Louis Stevens
Now I'm leaving Out