Album: No Saggy Tips!
Verse:
I know a girl, she gots a crazy last name
If you heard it, your life would never, ever, ever, ever be the same
If you do to a girl the opposite, she'd really go insane
All because of her crazy last name
Chorus:
Oh why did her parents get married and keep it?
Why did they put her through this?
Imagine if you had a name such as this
It would suck!
Verse:
She's not double-D like her name might suggest
To prove this all you have to do is just look at her chest
I'm just kidding, her name is still the best
I wish I could get my--her last name
Chorus:
Oh why did her parents get married and keep it?
Why did they put her through this?
Imagine if you had a name such as this
It would blow sheet!
Verse:
Speaking of blowing, I've heard she does it a lot
After I sing this song, I'm going to be shot
She'll leave me outside to be eaten and rot
All because I made fun of her last name
Chorus:
Oh why did her parents get married and keep it?
Why did they put her through this?
If you come across a bear in the forest remember this piece of advice
Regarding her last name
Beat the bears, Dickoff!