I know a man who rules the world
he wears a beard and I know
he wrote his own bible
he knows a way to make me smile
I give him all my money
and for a while I'm happy
but you're so foolish
to get what you need you have to believe
Everything's true, everything's true
if you want it to be
everything's true, everything's true
if you want it to be
we have these fancy "spank me"
parties yeah, it's him and me
we're like one big family
to become a good boy you
must pray, to get to heaven
you must pay but that's okay
you're so foolish
to get what you need you have to believe
Everything's true, everything's true
if you want it to be
everything's true, everything's true
if you want it to be