Went to see a shrink ?cause my life was such a mess
Thanks Mr. Freud, now I?m broke and depressed
I had to start smoking to get off Nicorette
I put the top down just in time to get wet
One of these days my luck is gonna change
They?ll think I?m brilliant instead of insane
Everything will be different but I?ll be the same
One of these days my luck is gonna change
Bought a new shirt as it was going out of style
Stood up a blind date, it was Nikki Dial
Bought a massage so I could relax
A big, male masseuse almost broke my back
One of these days my luck is gonna change
They?ll think I?m brilliant instead of insane
Everything will be different but I?ll be the same
One of these days my luck is gonna change
Stand in line, pass the time
Live and learn, wait my turn
One of these days my luck is gonna change
They?ll think I?m brilliant instead of insane
Everything will be different but I?ll be the same
One of these days
One of these days my luck is gonna change
They?ll think I?m brilliant instead of insane
Everything will be different but I?ll be the same
One of these days my luck is gonna change
Could you spare a little change