Album: Growing a Girl (Instructions on How to Grow a Girl Without Your Wife Finding Out)
If in the third week of august,
your not doing anything, then maybe we could meet up,
i'd like to show yer something,
that if i tried to explain to you, then you'd never believe me,
just wait till you see it,
it's the animal sports day,
where the woodland creatures, take on dwarf zoo keepers,
the trophy's are much smaller or they'd never be able to hold em'
and their fans comprise of harvest mice.
and waiting on the sideline's their are beavers as cheer leaders.
(Animal Sports Day Commentary!...("thats a world record squeak!")
and i tried to explain to you but you didn't believe me,
it's their third annual sports day, i'm the only human spectator,
i advertised it in the paper, but the truth of the matter is, the lap times are slower because their legs are much shorter.
when the squirels played the super bowl,
their helmets were much smaller or they'd never be able to wear them.
and their fans comprise of harvest mice,
but they'd have to cut their nails or they could have somebody's eye out.
it's the woodland creatures, versus dwarf zoo keepers,
the trophy's are much smaller or they'd never be able to hold em'
and their fans comprise of harvest mice.
and waiting on the sideline's their are beavers as cheer leaders.
i hope you have a silent night, you must wrap up warm or i can hold yer tight?