I am a young man with
A simple occupation
I clean the toilets
Of the local railway station
There's no romance in my life
Sometimes I wish I had a knife
I read the offers on the advertisement pages
The cries for help from different people
Different ages
But they had nothing to say
At least not until today
When something special I read
This is what it said:

If you dream of a girl for you
Then call us and get
Two For The Price Of One
It's a bargain if you feel blue
So call us and get
Two for the price of one
If you dream of a girl for you
Then call us and get
Two for the price of one
It's a bargain if you feel blue
So call us and get
Two for the price of one

I called the number and a voice said
Alice Lexy
Your voice was husky and it sounded kinda sexy
I was amazed at my luck
The purest streak of gold I've struck
I said I read your ad
It sounded rather thrilling
I think a meeting could be mutually fulfilling
Why don't we meet for a chat?
The three of us in my flat
I can't forget what you said
This is what I read:

If you dream of a girl for you
Then call us and get
Two for the price of one
It's a bargain if you feel blue
So call us and get
Two for the price of one
If you dream of a girl for you
Then call us and get
Two for the price of one
It's a bargain if you feel blue
So call us and get
Two for the price of one


I am a young man with
A simple occupation
I clean the platforms and the toilet
At the railway station

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