Из альбома: Cut the Crap!
 Hey Casanova, you're lookin' good
 Women get sticky and men get wood
 Sing like a black man, you're so intense
 Homo or hetero? Get off the fence
 
 Yellin' and moanin' most every place
 Your veins are poppin', red in the face
 Make loads of money around the clock
 You look just like a poodle
 that's gone into shock
 
 Mikey's butt's just like Mikey's mouth
 'cause when they start to sing
 nasty things come out
 You really stink things up
 and you're gonna pay
 Hey I can smell your music a mile away
 
 Got lots of groupies, they wait upstairs
 They want to party, you want their hair
 Deflated afro, look like a bug
 Is that your hairdo or a persian rug ?
 
 Hey Mr.Cueball, can this be true ?
 They say the devil's made deals with you
 You're rich and famous, now you don't care
 He knows your soul is empty
 So he takes your hair
 
 (Chorus)
 
 Fire !
 
 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !!