Let me tell you something I really miss
High on my list is getting pissed
Let me tell you something that will make you see
The real me, is only three
I'm shouthing and I'm screaming
And I wish that I was dreaming
I've got forty thousand pounds
That I'm keeping undergrounds
There are 20 domb commuters
Sitting on my computer
Here at last, here to stay
In love with Captain Jaynaway
Let me tell you something that I can do without
Without a doubt, it's football louts
Let me tell you something that makes me mad
It makes me sad, the newish lad
I'm shouthing and I'm screaming
And I wish that I was dreaming
I've got forty thousand pounds
That I'm keeping undergrounds
There are 20 domb commuters
Sitting on my computer
Here at last, here to stay
In love with Captain Jaynaway
I'm not really a hreo, I'm not cut out for that life
Turn that Marshall to zero, I'm going back to my wife
I don't wanna play (Rock 'n Roll) with a rock 'n roll band
My finger's broke, my back's a joke
My hair's a mess, I'm undefr stress
Aren't we all
Let me tell you something that will make you laugh
I wear a scarf in the bath
Let me tell you something that will make you cry
I'd rather die than keep it dry
I'm shouthing and I'm screaming
And I wish that I was dreaming
I've got forty thousand pounds
That I'm keeping undergrounds
There are 20 domb commuters
Sitting on my computer
Here at last, here to stay
In love with Captain Jaynaway
There's a man in pink pyjamas and a boy banarama
There are fishes in the sea all uglier than me
There's a major independent, from a hippy descendent
There's an actor in the bill, with his finger's in my till
I just wanna play (Rock 'n Roll) with a rock 'n roll band
My finger's broke, my back's a joke
My hair's a mess, I'm undefr stress
Aren't we all