(Sections in brackets were spoken over the top)
Aaah
Aaah
Aaah
Aaah
Ooooohhhh!!
DEC:
Come and join with us one and all
ANT:
This is our SM:TV leaving ball
ALL:
Ohh, well I never, what a wicked party this is
DEC:
So sad leaving SM:TV Live
CAT:
That reminds me, here's your P45
(DEC:
Thank you very much!)
ALL:
Ohh, well I never, what a wicked party this is
SAMANTHA MUMBA:
Here's a little token of how we feel
DENISE VAN OUTEN:
We've bought you a life size Skinner & Baddiel
(DEC:
Well I would have preferred the Chuckle Brothers)
ALL:
Ohh, well I never, what a wicked party this is
DAVID BADDIEL:
We're big fans we came to show we care
FRANK SKINNER:
Right, which one of you is Dani Behr?
(CAT:
No chance!)
ALL:
Ohh, well I never, what a wicked party this is
MARK LAMARR:
Wonkey Donkey
AMANDA HOLDEN:
Its got to rhyme
DEC:
Even though it's our last time
DENISE VAN OUTEN:
Challenge Ant
CAROL VORDERMAN:
.. size of the brain
ANT:
And that's why they've beaten me again and again.
ALL:
Despicably
Quite kickedly
WICKEDLY!
CAT:
Dec my sweet, will we kiss in Chums?
DEC:
Yes my dear, and we'll be using tongues
(CAT:
Well its about time!)
ALL:
Ohh, well I never, what a wicked party this is
ANT:
Dec, we're off, what time do we leave town?
DEC:
Ask Carol Vorderman, she's here to Count Down
(CAROL VORDERMAN:
Plenty of time left, lads)
ALL:
Ohh, well I never, what a wicked party this is
CAT:
Lads please tell us all before you go
MICHAEL GRECO:
What is happening on your final show
Oh yeah!
ALL:
Ohh, well I never, what a wickedly
Take the mickedly
Feeling sickedly
Gone to quickedly
PARTY THIS IS!