Из альбома: Asleep in the Bread Aisle
 [Talking:]
 (Cause I ain't goin out like a sucker, no way
 I'm nice right now, I, I feel good
 If you have a drink, would you please put it in the air)
 
 That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
 I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
 Drink my beer and smoke my weed
 But my good friends is all I need
 Pass out at three, wake up at 10
 Go out to eat, then do it again, man I love college..
 
 I wanna go to college for the rest of my life
 Sip banker's club, and drink Miller Lite
 On Thursty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice
 And I can get pizza a dollar a slice
 So fill up my cup
 Lets get fucked up (lets get fucked UP!)
 I'm next on the table,
 Who want what? (What?!)
 I am champion, at beer pong,
 Allen iverson hakeem olajuwon
 Don't even bounce, not in my house
 Better hope you make it otherwise you naked
 Time isnt wasted when youre getting wasted
 Woke up today and all I could say is, um
 
 That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
 I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
 Drink my beer and smoke my weed
 But my good friends is all I need
 Pass out at three wake up at 10
 Go out to eat, then do it again
 Man I love college (hey!)
 And I love drinking
 And I love women
 Man I love college
 
 I cant tell you what I learned from school,
 But (nah) I could tell you a story or two, um
 Yeah of course I learned some rules
 Like dont pass out with your shoes on (get the sharpie!)
 And dont leave the house til the booze gone
 And dont have sex if shes too gone
 When it comes to condoms, put two on (trust me)
 And tomorrow night, find a new joint
 Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun
 Even if we did get a little bit too drunk
 Time isnt wasted when youre getting wasted
 Woke up today and all I can say is
 
 That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
 I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
 Drink my beer and smoke my weed
 But my good friends is all I need
 Pass out at three wake up at 10
 Go out to eat, then do it again
 Man I love college
 And I love drinking
 And I love women
 I love college
 
 Now, if everyboyd would please put their drink
 As high as they can, as high as they can
 And repeat after me:
 
 Chug chug chug chug chug chug chug
 Freshman freshman freshman freshman
 Do somethin crazy! Do somethin crazy! Do somethin crazy! Do somethin crazy!
 Keg stand Keg stand Keg stand Keg stand
 
 That party last night
 (Man I love college, love it, I love it!)
 THat party last night
 
 Alright everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit
 
 That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it (you konw its going down)
 I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
 Drink my beer and smoke my weed (youre all invited)
 But my good friends is all I need (bring your friends)
 Pass out at three wake up at 10
 Go out to eat, then do it again
 Man I love college
 
 I love college, do I really have to graduate or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?