Hello, hey they call me Slug
There ain’t no other slugs
Unless I’m standin' in front of a judge
You know I’m only buzzing like a bug
You shittin' blood because you do too many drugs
That was a joke, love
Don’t be so touched
I’m just an old fuck
That drives an old truck
I wanna live forever but hold up I quit the cigarettes and now I’m addicted to donuts
And y’all all know me by the trail of flaws
Kickstarter page to raise what the bail’ll cost
What you saw I been runnin' from the law
Ever since mama and papa got raw
She call me baby but I’m not the new year
From Minnesota but I don’t shoot deer
I just, let it go in the back corner
You never know I put the mack on ya It’s bullshit
Feeling like summer could last forever
But it’s safe as my dreamin' of a mission statement
Feelin' so overrated
Feelin' moderately positively jolly wolly wild n' out
And I’m smilin' out
Tears of a clown like Smokey Robinson
I’m modelin' be a teenage fuckin' idol
Who’s spiteful
Aim my rifle at disciples
Who carry rotten apples
Takin' caps will make your mind thrill
And take time to fill
Whatever is missin' I hear a present
Everybody got a question but nobody got suggestions
Feel like all I do is fuck up Whatever was beautiful confused
While I’m starin' at my shoes
And I walked off the set
And jet, pay my respects
And get my check
And be like 'I could get used to it'
Break away from what you’re bound to Take a moment
Appreciate all the heaven that is around you, Lord
And if you say I rock a pessimist dress code
Then heaven knows you must’ve never stepped through my hellhole
Cause if you
Had you woulda knew that I’m a nudist
Not tryna be a dick
I’m just at my best when I do this
New to the brutals who do that good and evil speak
Used to be convicted but these days I do it leisurely
Freeze a fig leaf in the storm
Blowing clear to the prior icon
It’s time to be normal
Mortal in the deathrows
Lovin' every millisecond
Pedal when I let go Nothin' else is sillhouetted
Except for my index in the glowing ranks of the internet
??? yes no yes no yes yes until my neck is broke
Good thing that I’m paid to be a spectacle, sort of Head is full of cinder blocks and mortar
Lot of talk on the page, these days
I’m talkin' sex, pot, centerfolds, and crocodile poulet
Used to try to balance on the snowboard
Slide down the hill until I slammed into the floorboards
Gorgeous ain’t the origins, look
Way before my big brother set the touring dates
I had the orange snow suit
It was hard for me to urinate
Back then I wasn’t even thinkin' that I might perform
Me and the ??? almost drowned upon and icy pond
Small town kid with big ideas
Became a big city man who made his dreams his career
Now its me and Garrison Keiller on the four wheeler
Sippin' tequila, catching a misdemeanor from Ms. Demeanor
You know I gotta get my business straight
And you should never count me out
I’m not a poker game at Mystic Lake
I caught the north side five up to Brookdale
Hit the timer on the fries, couldn’t cook well
All I ever wanted to do Was what I’m doing for a living
Like being Toki Wright, its kinda cool
It’s so hot it’s cold
It’s outta control
So put your hands up like you’re part of the show
Sing along with the song like you already know
We on your front lawn puttin' color in the snow
It’s so hot it’s cold
It’s outta control
So put your hands up like you’re part of the show
Sing along with the song like you already know
We on your front lawn puttin' color in the snow
It’s so hot it’s cold
It’s outta control
So put your hands up like you’re part of the show
Sing along with the song like you already know
We on your front lawn puttin' color in the snow