uh-uh fart like this
uh-uh uh-uh thats the way i fart
so just fart like this
hey man, whatcha lookin' at
sit down, it will come out soon
and if you could only let it be
you will see it
i hate the stupid way it sounds
when you have to take a crap
and your talking to the person in
the next stall
someone trying to
just remove poop
but its being held back
and I cant relax
Im trying to get through
but I cant because you see
tell me
why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
i see the way your puttin' ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated
It hurts like this
cause you try,
and you die,
'cause it dont,
go to the bowl
but it dont come out now
easily
this would be
if i had watched you
Days pass, and the pressure mounts
i don't think, that a wet fart counts
that poo's hard and very fat you see
it's makin' me
yell out when i move my bowels
surely, you have heard the howls
you know, i'm not dropping anything
when it's become
something that's round, and big and brown
i'm hurting my crack, i need some ex-lax
i'm trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see
help me
why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
i see the way your puttin' ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated
It hurts like this
cause you try,
and you die,
'cause it dont,
go to the bowl
but it dont come out now
easily
this would be
if i had watched you
Give up, watcha pushing for?
Sit back, we've all been bunged before
and if you could only stick with pee, you will see
something that's round, and big and brown
i'm hurting my crack, i need some ex-lax
i'm trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see
help me
why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
i see the way your puttin' ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated
It hurts like this
cause you try,
and you die,
'cause it dont,
go to the bowl
but it dont come out now
easily
this would be
if i had watched you
oh-oh-oh