MTV makes me wanna smoke crack
Fall out the window and I'm never comin' back
MTV makes me wanna get high
Can't get it right, no matter how I try
Everything's perky and everything's so bright
Everything's so slick and everyone's uptight
The pictures are nice, the colors are nice
The girls are nice and everything's so nice!
MTV makes me wanna smoke crack
Fall out of...
No wait, hold the show. Gonna bum rush this. Singing the song like that... I got to admit, I spent the last week making a video myself. Could you hit that tape? We got to do this another way.
Hey
Get busy
MTV makes me want to smoke crack, Whoa
Fly out the window and I'm never coming back
MTV makes me want to get high as the moon, like a rubber balloon
Everything's wonderful, everything's grand
Everything's swingin' all across the land
Break out the biscuits, strike up the band
Play those videos, every woman and man
Cause MTV, whoa, makes me wanna smoke crack
Fly out the window and never coming back
MTV makes me want to get high as a kite
Gettin' down... play!
Whoa! Aww yeah!
Gettin' busy people!
Workin' at the video store, making some change
With a sparkle in my step and a smile on my face
Condominiums rising above and it's better than love!
Whoa!
MTV One
MTV Two!
MTV makes we want to smoke crack!