Performed by Black Market Farts (BMF)
(Hema Stulberg, John Bidochka, Rory Mitchell, Gil Beck, Col Reid)
Written by BMF
(c) 1990 Crappy Music
Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to
The most popular BMF concert
Tonight, twinkling his ivories and playing keyboards
Is Rory "Mr Casio" Mitchell
And on the flaming aqua-blue guitar
Is Sonya's Gil Beck, the sewer's friend
Enjoy the show
CHORUS: BMF
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Beating the largest instrument, and skin
Is J-Yawn Bi-di-bi-dithat Ukrainian kid
And on the four-stringed thing that nobody likes
Is Col "Sodhed" "Mr Colin" "Clo" Reid
CHORUS
And finally tonight, on the screaming
Is me: Mister Asshole
CHORUS
THE END