Из альбома: My Funny Valentine: The Rogers & Hart Songbook (disc 1)
 VERSE
 
 
 I've been married and married,
 And often I've sighed,
 I'm never a bridesmaid,
 I'm always the bride.
 I never divorced them-
 I hadn't the heart.
 Yet remember these sweet words
 "Till death do us part."
 
 REFRAIN 1
 
 
 I married many men,
 A ton of them,
 Because I was untrue to none of them
 because I bumped off ev'ry one of them
 to keep my love alive
 
 Sir Paul was a frail;
 he looked a wreck to me.
 At night he was a horse's neck to me
 So I performed an appendectomy
 To keep my love alive.
 
 Sir Thomas had insomnia
 he couldn't sleep at night.
 I bought a little arsenic
 he's sleeping now all right.
 
 Sir Philip played the harp;
 I cussed the thing.
 I crowned with his harp
 to bust the thing.
 And now he plays where harps are
 just the thing,
 To keep my love alive,
 To keep my love alive.
 
 
 REFRAIN 2
 I thought Sir George had possibilities,
 but his flirtations made me ill at ease,
 and when I'm ill at ease
 I kill at ease
 To keep my love alive.
 
 Sir Charles came from a sanatorium
 and yelled for drinks in my emporium
 I mixed one drink
 He's in memorium
 To keep my love alive.
 
 Sir Francis was a singing bird
 A nightingale. That's why
 I tossed him off my balcony
 To see if he could fly
 Sir Athelstane indulged in fratricide;
 He killed his dad and that was patricide
 One night I stabbed him at my mattress side
 To keep my love alive,
 To keep my love alive.