Grandma needs new dentures
To eat the crust on pizza
Been taken out by her daughter
Because she thought she ought'a
The kids are eating snickers
Because they're so delicious
Then there's sticky fingers
And mother loses her knickers
Bank Holiday comes six times a year
times of enjoyment
to which everyone cheers
bank holiday comes a six pack of beer
than it's back to work AGAIN
Bar-b-que is cooking
Sausages and chicken
The patio is buzzing
The neighbours they are looking
John is down the fun pu
Drinking lots of lager
Girls and boys are on the game
All the high streets look the same