Oh, I wouldn’t give you a piece a pie to save your soul…
I guess that’s what you said.
My ma told me today
When she went away…
To buy groceries.
To be a good boy
She’d give me a toy
'cause I’m my mama’s
Pride and joy.
There ain’t no use of anyone to keep a hangin' 'round…
Maybe I’m waiting' on your ma.
You don’t know my ma She’d really put you down…
Put me down?
Ma’s bakin' up a storm
And her oven is still warm.
I know you want it But you can’t have it And I ain’t gonna give you none.
You dirty boy!
I ain’t gonna give nobody none of my jellyroll…
Oh… such a stingy chap!
I wouldn’t give you a piece a pie to save your soul…
How 'bout a zuzu snap?
Her cherry pie is fine
Her layer cake divine.
But I’m tellin' you twice
You can’t get a slice
Unless you’re extra special nice.
Now, there ain’t no use of you to just keep a hangin' 'round…
Oh… pretty please!
I love you but I hate to put you down
Yeah… my jellyroll is sweet…
That it is!
It sure is hard to beat
Well, I know they want it…
But, they can’t have it…
Whoa, Miss Nelly, I need my jellyroll!
Dibs on the dishpan.
I got seconds.