Monster Mash
I was working in MY lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld AN eerie sight,
For my monster from the slab began to rise
WHEN suddenly to my surprise He did the mash
From THE HALL OF GORE in the castle east,
To the master bedroom, where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodeS, to
Get a jolt from my electrodes They did the mash
(BRIDGE)
The Zombies were having fun, the party had just begun
The guests included Wolfman, Dracula and his Son
The BRAIN SURGEONS WERE all digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his BAYING hounds
The POODLE STABBERS, were about to arrive with their
Vocal group, The "Crypt Kicker Five"
They DID the Mash
(The ending from here has been entirely altered:
"Come in Boris we always have our guests for breakfast"
HA HA HA
"I mean Horus, we always have a Breast Forget Fest" MORE LAUGHING
"Igor, have you watered the brains today, Igor, Igor?") EVEN MORE INSIDIOUS LAUGHING, BECOMING MANIACAL