ALL THAT JAZZ
VELMA: Come on babe
Why don't we paint the town?
And all that Jazz
I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stockings down
And all that jazz
Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all That Jazz
Slick your hair
And wear your buckle shoes
And all that Jazz
I hear that Father Dip
Is gonna blow the blues
And all that Jazz
Hold on, hon
We're gonna bunny hug
I bought some aspirin
Down at United Drug
I case you shake apart
And want a brand new start
To do that-
VELMA AND COMPANY Jazz
COMPANY Skidoo!
VELMA And all that Jazz
COMPANY Hotcha! Whoopee!
VELMA And all that Jazz
COMPANY Ha! Ha! Ha!
It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
ALL And all that jazz
CASELY(spoken) Listen, your husband ain't home, is he? VELMA (Spoken)No, her husband is not at home.
Find a flask We're playing fast and loose
ALL And all that jazz
VELMA Right up here Is where I store the juice
ALL And all that jazz
VELMA Come on, babe
We're gonna brush the sky
I bet you luck Lindy
Never flew so high
'Cause in the stratosphere
How could he lend an ear to all that Jazz?
COMPANY Oh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake VELMA And all that jazz
COMPANY Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'till her garters break
VELMA And all that jazz
COMPANY Show her where to park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle
If she'd hear her baby's queer
For all that jazz
VELMA COMPANY And All that jazz
Oh, you're gonna see Come on, babe Your Why Don't we paint Sheba The town? Shimmy shake And all that jazz And all that jazz I'm gonna Oh Rouge my knees She's gonna shimmy And roll my 'Till her garters Stockings down Break And all that jazz And all that jazz Start the car Show her where to I know a whoopee spot Park her girdle Where the gin is cold Oh, her mother's blood'd But the piano's hot Curdle It's just a noisy hall If she'd hear Where there's a nightly brawl Her baby's queer And all that jazz For all that jazz
ROXIE(Spoken) So that's it, huh Fred?
CASELY(Spoken) yeah, I'm afraid so, Roxie.
ROXIE(Spoken) GIRLS(Spoken) Oh, Fred... Oh, Fred...
CASELY(Spoken) Yeah? ROXIE(Spoken) Nobody walks out on me.
CASELY(Spoken) Sweetheart-
ROXIE(Spoken) Oh, don't "sweetheart" me, you son-of-a-bitch!
COMPANY Hotcha! Whoopee! Jazz! ROXIE(Spoken) Oh, I gotta pee!
VELMA No, I'm no one's wife But, Oh, I love my life And all that Jazz!
COMPANY That Jazz!