Don’t want to be alone today
Cuz I want you more than words can say
The perfect girl, you’ve got to be out there
The one who won’t really even care
If I get drunk and piss on myself
And every day I smoke a pack of cigarettes
And I have this dream involving my guitar
And frequently take trips to the nudey bar
But I, promise to always be true
And I would never cheat on you
I want to be the one who takes care of you
When you’re feelin blue… the perfect girl!
Give me the chance, I swear I’ll make it right
And when you leave I’ll kiss you good night
The perfect girl, you know we’ll never fight
Because you think it is alright
If I get drunk and piss on myself
And every day smoke a pack of cigarettes
And have this dream involving my guitar
And frequently take trips to the nudey bar