Bruce McCulloch - When You're Fat текст песни

I know it's hard

When you're Fat And Alone
And no one's around to know you
And you lock up your bike
And it falls down

When you're fat and alone
And you're on a diet for no one
And on your birthday
Only your mother calls

She says hap, happy,
Happy birthday, pumpkin
I won't talk long
I bet there's someone in your bed

When you're fat, you live alone
But you share a bathroom
You walk through the halls
With your toilet paper in your hands

And later on you phone
Your friend who lives in Vancouver
And you talk at length
About her little kids

And you stop at the shop
With wedding dresses staring at you
And you think to yourself
"I better take a wok cooking class"

I know it's hard
When you're all alone
Haven't had sex for a year now
I know it's hard
When you walk alone
I've seen you at the antique flea market

Life is sad when you wear
Sweatpants and a raincoat
And you walk unescorted
And you go into ?

And you buy yourself
Some corn chips and some salsa
And you go home and eat them
While you read junk mail

And later on your hand
It moves under the covers
And after you've cum,
You think about your student loan

I know it's hard when you're all alone
I know it's hard for you