Who like my chopsticks?
Hit you in the shit wit my little ass dick
Yellow!
If you wanna see me eat jello
I never seen nothin like you before
I can kick you
Higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oolong tea?
ho ha ha ho ha hoo chi chi
Everybody in the phone book named chang
Wanna see my wang?
Never!
Good, go hit the gong with a bang
Wha?!
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball,
but thats not right
Not in real life
You will fall
down and break your leg
Everybody wanna see me break a leg
Well I dont!
But I like fried rice,
and I got lice
ching chow woo ching wang woo wice
That aint nice!
For a fortune cookie I always charge you twice
Delivery is free, but not from me!
I always charge a dollar fifty
Fifty five
Wanna see me go "gah!"?
Hit you wit the light
hyaa!
Whoa! When I hit you with the shit,
do a split,
take a shit,
after you eat my shit
Kung fu
Want my buffet?
You fucking gay!
ow, I'll go hit you wit the hay
Stay tha fuck away!
Hit you in the balls
Only americans eat duck sauce!
And my soy sauce is for you
I can put it in your shoe
Watch this, I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom, spy on you, while your little boy shits
Hoooooooyaa!
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
And if you want a little mint, thats fifty cent!
Bitch!
Everything costs a little bit!
So dont expect nothin for free!
At least from me
Ching chang chew-ey
I got you, from taiwan city and hong kong
I could smoke a bong, and I could do it all night long
And dont mistake me for a Viet Kong
I can get you,
and tackle you, spank you
Never see me when I get you and bag you
Rope you up,
and put you in a bamboo cage, and make you feel all my rage
Poke you wit a little stick till you page
Your buddies to come napalm me
God damn-That shit burn!!
Blew away my whole city
Ho Chi Min, shoot a load on your chin
God damn!
As i said, going go to buy
And if you wanna come on in,
you could walk into my world where the yellow shit begin
ooy aw!
Can't be tamed!
I got a chance to control your brain and its called
Egg Foo Young, and Low Mein
So come on in baby and have it just the same
Hoya!
Hah!