Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee
Lousy with virginity
Won’t go to bed till I’m legally wed
I can’t! I’m Sandra Dee! Watch it, hey I’m Doris Day
I was not brought up that way
Won’t come across, even
Rock Hudson lost
His heart to Doris Day
I don’t drink (no!)
Or swear (oh!)
I don’t rat my hair (ew!)
I get ill from one cigarette (cough, cough, cough)
Keep your filthy paws
Off my silky drawers!
Would you pull that crap with Annette?
As for you Troy Donahue
I know what you wanna do You’ve got your crust I’m no object of lust
I’m just plain Sandra Dee
Elvis! Elvis let me be!
Keep that pelvis far from me!
Just keep your cool
Now your starting to drool
Hey fongool, I’m Sandra Dee
Are you making fun of me, Kitty?
Some people are so touchy!