Da Yoopers - Da Anniversary Song текст песни

Honey do you remember
What day it is today?
Remember that special occasion
On that Beautiful Morning in May
You wore a rented tuxedo
We had champagne on ice
Both of our families were gathered
And everyone acted so nice

Your Uncle Earnie's funeral
That's a party I'll never forget
That's when you got sick on that kessler
And those ??? that you ate
You spent the night in the bathroom
You missed all the fun that we had
We took Uncle Earnie to town for last call
And sent him home in a cab...
And boy was your aunt wild

The older you get
The more you forget
To remember what you should recall
You fill in the blanks in you memory with things
That may not have happened at all
You never remember my birthday
But you know when deer season comes
You ought to be shot
Because I know you forgot
It's our anniversary you bum

Remember the day we were married
Don't tell me that you forgot
How I walked down the isle with my daddy
And my bouqet of Forget-Me-Nots
Remember that beautiful moment
When you looked deep into my eyes
You slipped the ring on my finger
And everyone started to cry

That's when somebody ripped one
I think it was your Uncle Slim
It ecohed so loud in the rafters
I thought the whole church would cave in
Then as the gas started spreading
Your mother passed out on the floor
The old bags were screaming and fainting
The croud made a dash for the door...
Including me and your brother and dad

The older you get
The more you forget
To remember what you should recall
You fill in the blanks in you memory with things
That may not have happened at all
You never remember my birthday
But you know when deer season comes
You ought to be shot
Because I know you forgot
It's our anniversary you bum
It's our anniversary you bum
It's our anniversary you bum