Из альбома: Distant Rumble
 I can be the one you want
 I can be your best friend John
 We can watch a game together
 Or just talk about the weather
 
 I can hang out at your house
 Drinking beers on your couch
 I will sit there throughout the day
 "your fridge is empty by the way"
 
 Then I'll amuse your dog for hours
 And watch your girlfriend while she showers
 I will wear your favorite shirt
 I will smile when you get hurt
 I got issues from the past
 Maybe it's the voices in my head
 
 
 Chorus:
 But sometimes
 I just sit here by myself
 And recall the things I've done
 My parents treated me so bad
 The called me the Devil's Son
 
 I'll sleep on your side of the bed
 I'll wet myself and crumble bread
 Watch some porn on your TV
 Later touch myself, maybe
 
 I can give your girl a call
 And say you don't love her at all
 Say you're gay and dating Percy
 And you like to beg for mercy
 
 Or I will sit next to your bed
 With a gun aimed at your head
 It just makes me feel alive
 Yeah I do weird shit at night
 Now I'm howlin' at the moon
 Look what the voices made me do
 
 
 Chorus
 
 I could call the cops and say you're stoned
 And that you're in the house alone
 With a loaded gun and a little girl
 We'll be headline news around the world
 
 Maybe someday I'll find myself
 Get a shrink and get some help
 Or blow a bullet through my brain
 Lay on the tracks, wait for the train
 Tie a rope around my neck
 Maybe then the voices won't come back