It was a dusty old night,
And I'm the first to admit it
I'm sure I upset someone,
But my memory has chosen to omit it
Tiny voice telling me,
I really should cool it
Chewing my face off,
Talking absolute rubbish
The first line hit me like a kick in the face,
I Thought I better have another just in case
Next thing I knew my heart was under attack,
I Bought a one way ticket to hell
And Back! (One Way Ticket to hell and back)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back! (One way ticket to hell and back)
Bought a one way ticket to hell!
I'v always tried to keep my vices under wraps,
But a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps
They seemed fit to join me for a couple of hits
Now my septum is in tatters,
And I've still got the runs
Burn for a moment then you kick like a mule,
Strangers are agreeing that it was rocket fuel
Several massive chocking lines of glorious gak,
I've Bought a one way ticket to hell
And Back! (One Way Ticket to hell and back)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back! (One way ticket to hell and back)
Bought a one way ticket to hell!
Stick it up your fucking nose! Woohoo!
Holy coke, repeating myself, except I'm getting slightly louder,
Pausing just long enough to snort the white powder
Wheels came off but I'm still on track,
I Bought a one way ticket to hell
And Back! (One Way Ticket to hell and back)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back! (One way ticket to hell and back)
Bought a one way ticket to hell
(One Way Ticket to hell and back)
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back! (One way ticket to hell and back)
Bought a one way ticket to hell