If I were a girl even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning and wonder what just happened to me
Oh no don't tell me they're real
Yeah I think they're real
Something else is missing
Where the hecks my PEN15!
If I were a girl would I still look like a guy?
No I wont put on make up but I might just want to give that bra a try
If I were a girl I could mess with the guys
No, no not like that I mean
When we get a nice dinner I'll make sure they buy
I could seduce them
Show them my nice behind
Yo Zach check out that A OMG
Ha gotcha You totally like guys!
If I were a girl I'd have the nicest legs
I refuse to cook in the kitchen but I'm pretty dang good with the microwave
If I were a girl please don't get mad if I'm mean
I'm not used to my body this monthly thing is kinda new to me
No I don't really know if I want to change back
Because I like my new hair and the guys love my
FACE whatt!
Oh if I were a girl I don't think I'd ever understand
How it feels to be a girl
God please change me back to a man!
If I were a girl