She was gifted in warfare, sweet as a sparrow
Bom ba-ba bom bom bom bom
Her sword was truth, her faith her armour
Bom ba-ba bom bom bom bom
Oh Joan of Arc, Joan of Arc
Joan of Arc, oh Joan of Arc
There was a bone of contention about her gender
Was she male or female,
Or some weird hybrid, we dare not mention,
Where did the dominant genitals prevail?
Was the Maid of Orl