Из альбома: Cheeses...
When I was young in the good o'l days on the farm all I ate was dog food!
All the poor dogs whimpered and they would yelp as I smiled and chewed
Dog Food! A whole meal for a nickel
Dog Food On some bread with a pickle
Dog Food! Guaranteed to drive your hunger away
Dog Food!Keep a horse employed
Dog Food! Good for girls and boys
Dog Food! Most kids like it more than broccoli
Nasty food I must plug my nose to swallow Because my mom's on probabtion!
Eggplant,brussel sprouts go down then come out nothing goes down smooth like kennel ration!(chorus)
Alpo! Keebles! Iams! Purina! Milkbone! Soupbone! Horsemeat! Yeah!