Bret: I think I've fallen in love with a girl and i'm serious.
Jemaine: Oh, that's great news Bret, tell me 'bout that girl that's so serious.
Bret: Well I don't really know her.
Jemaine: Oh, that don't sound so serious.
Bret: We're serious, I'm delirious.
Jemaine: Sounds serious.
Bret: Yeah.
Jemaine: That's cool. I met a new girl too.
Bret: Have you?
Jemaine: Yeah.
Bret: One of those girls you met on the net?
Jemaine: No, we really met.
Bret: Well, that's great news. What's she like? What does she do?
Jemaine: All I know, dawg is that she's careless with her dog.
Jemaine: I'm not sure what she does, cept she makes me want her. She makes me wanna get on top of her.
Bret: Oh, that sounds great, man. That sounds great hey... Wait!
Jemaine: What?
Bret: Maybe I'm crazy but when did you meet this lady?
Jemaine: Just then.
Bret: When?
Jemaine: Then.
Bret: Right then?
Jemaine: Right then.
Bret: Where?
Jemaine: There.
Bret: Over there?
Jemaine: Over there.
Bret: Over there, there?
Jemaine: Over there, there, there!
Bret: Just now?
Jemaine: Just now.
Bret/Jermaine: How'd you meet your lady?
Bret: I was going for a jog and she'd lost a dog.
Jemaine: I was running in the area and she'd lost a terrier.
Bret: Was this about 40 seconds ago?
Jemaine: No, about 43 seconds ago.
Bret/Jermaine: Oh, oh, oh, oh, no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, no no
Jemaine: What?
Bret: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Jemaine: No, I'm thinking what I'm thinking.
Bret: So you're not thinking what I'm thinking?
Jemaine: No, cause you're thinking I'm thinking what you're thinking!
Bret: Are you talking about a girl with a beautiful smile?
Jemaine: Yeah!
Bret: Like strawberry wild?
Jemaine: Yeah! Yeah!
Bret: Blueberry track suit pants?
Jemaine: White chocolate skin!
Bret: And socks?
Jemaine: That sounds like her!
Bret: Hang on a minute... Stop the track. Eugene, stop the track!
Bret: Do you mean the girl who came up to us when we were running in the park just now And she was looking for her epileptic dog?
Jemaine: Yeah, that's the girl!
Bret: Was her name Brahbrah?
Jemaine: No, I think it was Barbara.
Bret: Her name was Brahbrah.
Jemaine: It's was Barbara. There's no such name as Brahbrah.
Bret: It's Brahbrah.
Jemaine: It's Barbara.
Bret: It was Brahbrah.
Jemaine: Barbara.
Bret: Brahbrah.
Jemaine: Barbara.
Bret: Brahbrah.
Jemaine: Barbara.
Bret: Brahbrah.
Jemaine: Bret, she was looking at me.
Bret: No, she was looking at me.
Jemaine: Bret, she was looking at me, she had her eye on my knee.
Bret: Dawg, I'm sorry she had her eye on my guns.
Jemaine: Oh you loco she was checking out my buns.
Bret: No bro, she had an eye on me.
Jemaine: She had an eye on me.
Bret: Well how could she have a eye on both of us? Wait a minute, you talking about a girl with a lazy eye?
Jemaine: I think she might had a slightly lazy eye!
Bret/Jermaine:
We're both in love with a sexy lady
with a eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly
with the wonky eye
She's smokin'
with an eye that's broken
I think it's hot
the way she looks left a lot
Bret: Yeah
Jemaine: Yeah
Bret: Yeah
Jemaine: Yeah