Frank Zappa - Sy Borg текст песни

Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Warren Cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)
Ike Willis (lead vocals)
Peter Wolf (keyboards)
Arthur Barrow (bass, vocals)
Ed Mann (percussion)
Vinnie Colaiuta (drums)

Central Scrutinizer:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER Joe and his date are going back to the apartment to have a little party

Joe:
Sy Borg
Gimme dat,
gimme dat

Sy Borg
Gimme dat, give me
de chromium leg,

I beg

Sy Borg
Gimme dat,
gimme dat

Sy Borg
Gimme dat, give me
de chromium leg,

Little wires,
pliers, tires
They turn me on

Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe I'm crazy
Maybe I'm crazy,
mon

Stroking several of SY's gleaming appendages, JOE continues

Gee, Sy
This is a real groovy
apartment
You've got here

Sy Borg:
All government
sponsored recreational
services are clean and
efficient

Joe:
This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated
machine
That looks like a
magical pig
With marital aids
stuck all over it
Such as yourself
before

Sy Borg:
You'll love it!
It's a way of life

Joe:
Does that mean
maybe later
You'll plook me

Sy Borg:
If you wish, we may
have a groovy orgy

Joe:
Just me and you?

Sy Borg:
I share this apartment
With a modified
Gay Bob doll
He goes all the way
Ever try oral sex with
a miniature rubberized
homo-replica?

Joe:
No, ah, not yet,
Ah, is this him?

Sy Borg:
This is him
Your wish is
his command
He likes you
He wants to kiss
you always
Just tell him what
you want

Joe:
Really?
Hi, little guy
Think I might get a
tiny, but exciting
Blowjo

Gimme dat,
gimme dat
Blow jo
Gimme dat, give me
de chromium co

Sy Borg:
Bend over

Joe:
Gay Bo
Blow jo
Gimme dat,
gimme dat
Blow jo
Gimme dat, give me
de chromium co

Sy Borg:
You'll love it!
It looks just like a
TeleFunken U-47

Joe:
Little leather cap
and trousers
They look so gay
Warren just bought some
Warren just bought some
Warren just bought some
Hey

Sy Borg:
Bob is tired
Plook me now,
You savage rascal
Ehhh! That tickles
You are a fun person
I like you
I want to kiss
you always

Joe:
Gee, this is great
How's about some
bondage and
humiliation

Sy Borg:
Anything you say,
master

Joe:
Oh no, I don't believe
it
You're way more fun
than Mary

Sy Borg:
You're plooking
too hard

Joe:
And cleaner than
Lucille

Sy Borg:
Plooking on me

Joe:
What have I
been missing
All these years?

Sy Borg:
Too hard

Joe:
Sy

Sy Borg:
Too hard

Joe:
Sy

Sy Borg:
Plooking too hard
on me-e-e-e-e

Joe:
Speak to me
Oh no
The golden shower
must have shorted out
His master circuit
He's, he's, oh my God
I must have
plooked him
Hey
To death
Hey

Central Scrutinizer:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan- Sexual Roto-Plooker And you're gonna have to pay for it! So give up, you haven't got a chance

Joe:
But I
I, I, I, I, I
I can't pay
I gave all my money
To some kinda groovy
religious guy
Two songs ago

Central Scrutinizer:
Come on out son
Between the two of us
We'll find a way to
Work it out