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Ghetto Cowboy - Mo Thugs Family
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(Horses galloping. Horses neighing.)
Krayzie “Big Bad Ass?Bone:
You better count your money.
With Felicia:
Ghetto cowboy.
Krayzie “Big Bad Ass?Bone:
The name is Krayzie “Big Bad Ass?Bone, wanted up north for all the gold that I stole, along with some cash, even took the mayor's daughter. Now, that there's kidnappin? but she was with it, so I brought her. Then, got myself into a whole heap of trouble, double-crossed by the law, so there's nobody to run to: yeah, it's just me and my sawed-off shotgun. Outlaw--call him Leather Face. I'm headed for the West, heard they got a couple banks in town that ain't been held up yet. Well, uh, I oughta make it by sundown. I figure that's enough time for me to get the whole rundown. So, I continue my mission. It's gettin?dark, so I'm watchin?for them damn Injuns--they like to catch ya, then they rob and split. I be a rootin?tootin?shootin?damn fool, protectin?my chips. All of a sudden, I heard somebody rumble in the bushes. Stop my horse. (Horse neigh.) “Whoa, Nellie! Who in the bushes? You better speak out or I'm a let my shotgun song sing out.?
Thug Queen, “the horse stealer?
Who is this? I hope this ain't the law. Jump out the bushes with my sawed-off shotgun.
Krayzie “Big Bad Ass?Bone:
“C'mon out, right now. I'm gettin?angry.?Took a step back, 'cause it could get dangerous.
Thug Queen, “the horse stealer?
“Please don't shoot. It's just me, Thug Queen, the horse-stealer.?
Krayzie “Big Bad Ass?Bone:
“Then, why the hell is you hidin?in them bushes??
Thug Queen, “the horse stealer?
“I'm wanted in four counties for armed robbery, killed to two sheriffs, six of his best men with my hand, stole two horses. Thought you was the law, that's why I jumped in the bushes.?
Krayzie “Big Bad Ass?Bone:
“Goodness.?Now, she was hotter than the barrel on fire, but I could use her for the job, so I told her to ride. “C'mon.?
Thug Queen, “the horse stealer?
“May I ask you what you headed to the West for??
Krayzie “Big Bad Ass?Bone:
“I got a partner, got a plan for some dough, and if you're down, you can pick up yourself a pretty penny. 'Be in town in a minute, now be sure if you're with it.?
Thug Queen, “the horse stealer?
“We out before the sun rise, gotta stallion for your partner to ride.?Hit the saloon for the moonshine. Down for whatever, let's ride, let's ride.
Krayzie “Big Bad Ass?Bone:
“These directions say we go to Tucson, Arizona. When we arrive, we'll cop a place we can bunk, and meet my boy in the mornin?for details and hook-up.?
Krayzie “Big Bad Ass?Bone:
You better count your money.
Felicia:
Ghetto cowboy.
(Rooster crowing.)
Krayzie “Big Bad Ass?Bone:
“Rise and shine! Good mornin? Howdy. Nine o'clock we meet my boy in the saloon in the valley. Now, I done came a long way, and I don't wanna be late.?
Thug Queen, “the horse stealer?
“Tell him I make ya (?) 'cause you know we ain't.?
Krayzie “Big Bad Ass?Bone:
“Move out! Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup.?(Whip cracks, horses neigh.)
Krayzie “Big Bad Ass?Bone:
You better count your money.
Felicia:
Ghetto cowboy.
Layzie “the Kid?
I'm peepin?Krayzie's wanted poster in the saloon, so I assume it'll be trouble around here pretty soon. Glance across the room: I see this youngster getting ready to fight, but if he mess up the night, I think that Krayzie just might take his life. So, I approach him, and I pause. “Look, man, I really don't wanna brawl, but won't you chill before them laws come messin?up this masterplan??Since he already rowdy, I just asked the man: “Hey, you want some work? Well, partner, put in your bid, and by the way, now what's your name? They call me Layzie the Kid.?
Powder P:
“The name's Powder P, can I get a twelve gauge? Outlaw--everyday on the front page. Mister Kid, if you give me the lowdown, me and Black Jack be ready for the showdown with two double-barrels pointed at whatever. We'll stick together. I'm purty clever.?
Layzie “the Kid?
“So saddle up, jump on the bandwagon, because it's all goin?down.?I heard a guy run in the bar screamin? “Krayzie's in town!?
Krayzie “Big Bad Ass?Bone:
“Now when we get to the saloon, you don't worry. Wait outside, and don't be stealin?nobody's damn horses!?Step inside the bar. “Lay the Kid, you son of a gun!?
Layzie “the Kid?
“Hey, man, I'm glad you made it safely. Now let's go have some fun. And this my partner Powder, he's a young gun.?
Powder P:
“Howdy.?
Krayzie “Big Bad Ass?Bone:
“Mighty glad to meet ya, son. Oh yeah, you know I also brought a friend along. Meet Thug Queen, the horse peddler, straggler, just met her.?
Thug Queen, “the horse stealer?
“Howdy, partner, already got the horses saddled up.?
Layzie “the Kid?
“I hope you good at robbin?banks like you rustle that cattle up.?
Powder P:
“Now, y'all, it's gon?be gettin?dark real soon.?
Krayzie “Big Bad Ass?Bone:
“I think you're right, I say we move. C'mon, let's move out!
Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup. Move out!?(Whip cracks, horses neigh.)
Krayzie “Big Bad Ass?Bone:
You better count your money.
Felicia:
Ghetto cowboy.