*from south west detroit, deep within zug island industrial waste depository*
ITS SHAGGYYYY TIME!!!
hey
how u doin out there!?
i'll tell em i see her!
ALRIGHT!!
whut up yall
welcome to the show
im shaggy like u dont fuckin know
this is my side kick
Fat Pat he goes*ha ha ha ha*
and all of that (thats right)
any how on my way here i almost died
this bitch in front of me was like 105
there worried about drunks
and late night truckers
old ass bitches tryin to kill motha fuckas (ha ha ha ha ha)
this ladies got her left blinker on for n hour or more
then she makes a right into my side door
this comedy shits gettin old
(the game is to be sold not to be told)
*crowd* ooo yaaaaa
u can feel the excitment right?
*ya*
SNOOP DOGG IS WIT US TONIGHT
ha ha ha thats what im sayin
on The Shaggy Show, shit we aint playin (hell naw)
and that aint it!
WHAT?
also on the show
*WHO?
another motha fucka that well
some of u know *ha ha ha
u see him wit me alot
hes like a brother
VIOLENT JAYS IN THIS MOTHA FUCKA!
*fat pat- i like that kid violent jay
HEY MIYER
whats up?
how u doin today
juss great shaggs
well thats great
now lets give a hand to
MIKEY CLARK AND THE GANGSTA FUN BAND!!
well be right back with violent j
*COMMERCIAL*
do your homies have money?
are u broke? (ya)
do bitches look at u like some kind of joke? (straight up)
theres nothing you can do except get your PHD
playa hatas degree?? *thats right*
OHHH HELLL YA!
player haters academy
located on welfarm
in detroit
offers the finest in player hation tactects
ya thats right
such as the bitch hater
*hey man fuck that fine ass bitch!
or the look shokker
*yo bitch i might be ugly atleast i aint got no money
or the never ending shootin star
*juss cuz he gotta car he wanna be drivin that bitch
get your PHD and join the nation of player hation
*WORD UP!
**music starts**
ok my first guest, hes nutty as hell
he juss served a half a year in the county jail *uh huh*
now hes back
for now atleast
hey violent j's
in this bitch ass piece
Violent J-
what up yall
whats happenin
its been 6 months
and my dick aint havin it
if i dont hurry up
and get me some ass
i might bust this nut on ur tv glass
anywayive been workin my brand new shit
a brand new group wit my homies
TWIZTED!!!!
its called dark lotus
should i play some for ya'll? yaaaa
HELL NAW
Shaggy-
now ive been hearing alittle of this and that
about u havin some kind of ahh panic attack
tell us ahhh is it true?
and when u have one
what the fuck do u do??
Violent J-
well i'll be sitten there enjoyin a coffee and then all of sudden im like
GET OFF ME!!!!
and the i start chokin pedestrians
until they give me my shot of califalestrian
but thats all over now its sold hat
im a perfectly normal negrofeliac
juss dont test me or pull strings
forget it
i might grab ur neck and do bad things wit it!
Shaggy-
well im bettin on that
thank u J *sure*
fo real
whats up wit poppin one of those salopian pills *ha ha ha ha ha*
take ur ass backstage now and relax *im straight*
SNOOP DOGG IS COMIN UP NEXT!
stay right here we'll be right back!
*COMMERCIAL*
I like my chili hot
as a matter of fact
i like my chili so god damn hot that
u can cook a hogs ass in a spoonful
when a workin man
such as myself
wants a little hot fixin
i reach for that bottle
of mommas god damn hot chili
smooth tender chunks
with chili beans
filled with mommas hot basterd bacon bits
and drizzled with JUST the right amount of
thick savery souce
drippin with noudle nuggets
and texas tough onions
mmm mmm thats hot
god damn hot
ask for it by name
*MUSIC STARTS*
thanks fellas
alright
yo were back
my next guest
pionered and sounded wack!
hes come along way from the LBC
please welcome SNOOP D ol DOUBLE G
SNOOP-
look up in the sky its a bird
its a plane
its the big dogg ya'll
fuckin wit the insane
clowns
get down nigga
i represent the town
ey yo
Violent J
lets go half on this pound
i stay gansta like fun
i drop da bom
they call me snoop dogg
and i can rase ur arm
so any MC
dat disagree wit me step up
and watch ur motha fuckin ????????
Shaggy-
snoop? *what*?
now u got platnum on ur walls
all da fools starin
scratch der balls *what?*
they wanna be like you
they wanna try n steal ur flow
now *what up*
y's that so
SNOOP-
its like every where i go
yet every where i go
some bitch ass nigga (biatch)
try n steal my flow
but i dont pay them no attension
oh,
should i mention
im all about da money
n ridin i cars wit
suspention
bouncin makin up cornas
smokin dope
smokin dat weed hangin out wit my loks
dont give a fuck about nuttin at all
thats y im known to the world
as big motha fuckin snoop doggnigga
Shaggy-
snoop dogg everybody
now we gotta bring our close to the party *all righty ahh*
thanks violent J *sure*
my loke
and thank u snoop for dat bag of smoke! (get down)
join us next time for the show
we'll have that one bitch for letus to calio *GREAT*
thats it for now
im out dis bitch
EY YO
GANGSTA FUN
SHOW EM HOW U GOT RICH!!!!