Sheila 
You got to get rid of Dat fat person man 
Send him to French Guiana China or Japan 
Get him off of dis island 
Ders no reconcilin' Da rumours have already spread 
He don't leave dis island 
He lose his head 
I can't help it I just tell the truth 
Norman 
Now Sheila I can't do that 
Try and understand 
He's not just some drunk asshole 
He's my money man 
He's got banks in Nebraska 
And mines in Alaska 
His childish ways can be misread 
Sheila 
I'll say it one more time sir 
He lose his head I can't help it, 
I just tell the truth 
Norman 
Now Lester's really harmless 
Sheila 
But Hippolyte's a threat 
Norman 
Whole life here in Kinja 
Rests on this Tilson fete 
I can't have a beheading 
Or any blood letting 
Oh Sheila tell me what to do 
Sheila 
Stick to do dat fat person 
Like you be glue 
Norman 
I will keep him on the beach at the barbeque 
Lester 
I can't help it 
I just tell the truth