You know, maybe I'm drunk
Maybe I'm not
Maybe this happened, maybe this didn't
[Hook 1:]
Call my doctor, call my lawyer
Call my brother, call my priest
There's paperwork to fill out
Cause a dead man walks the streets
Cause my sister has a best friend
That's I've known since I was three
And now I'm gon' get strangled
Cause we tangled in the sheets
[Hook 2:]
My homies like "dead man, dead man walking"
My homies like "you a dead man, dead man walking"
[Verse 1:]
Beautiful family friend is she
Almost a decade older than me
And I've been gone for quite a while overseas, yeah...
And she's been living up in Albany
Then I had two shows I played up state
She came to show love and see my face
Then we got drinks and we chilled like "hey"
[Hook 1]
[Hook 2]
[Verse 2:]
Now she's like "Damn!
How did we let this happen, damn!
How did we end up in this bed then?"
I said "relax" and laughed like
"This would be a pretty dope song."
She's like "no, I swear to God I'll kill you
No, I really will just take your life
No, don't even think about it
But that would be a pretty dope song."
So I came home and I called my friends
Then we got smacked and I wrote this jam
I know for a fact that I'm going hehehehe
It's over, My life is dead ass over
[Hook 1]
[Hook 1 x2]
The funny thing about this entire thing
You know like doing the one-take, write it quick, fun jokes?
But my sister won't hear this until I release the album
She'll hear every other song except this one
So surprise