Из альбома: C'mon!
 Closest I've ever been to meetin' Jesus was when
 Me and Bobby Pinson put up our pink slips on Blue Hole Road
 My needle showin' ninety, I flew right by him
 Lighting fast 'til I had a bad Goodyear blow
 That ol' Chevy rolled and rolled and I know
 Heaven must've heart the words beneath my breath and I
 Thank God I ain't there yet
 
 [Chorus:]
 That's the closest I've ever been
 To never seein' my momma again
 Found out quick how precious life is
 Drive my new truck a little slower than I did
 That's the smallest I've ever felt
 That's the furthest I've ever fell
 Not too far to find out how life ends
 That's the closest I've ever been
 
 Closest I've ever been to bein' the devil's friend was when
 Shelly gave in to me and him down by the river
 I gave her my heart and my jacket, still ain't got 'em back yet
 She left me hurtin' and searchin' for love or liquor or whatever
 Quicker than I could say sin I slipped further in than I was plannin'
 I never shook the devil's hand, but I drank his whiskey and I loved his women
 
 [2nd Chorus:]
 That's the closest I've ever been
 To tellin' God to hell with Him
 Goin' down in flames, and layin' the blame
 Why would He ever let her walk away
 That's the smallest I've ever felt
 That's the furthest I've ever fell
 But not too far for God to forgive
 And I thank God that's the closest I've ever been
 Got it all behind me and every day I'm findin'
 Another way to be the best man I can
 And I'm the closest I've ever been
 Closest I've ever been, closest I've ever been