Yo yo yo, check this out man
1 for you, 2 for me 3 for you, 15 for me 20 for you… now check it out
Yo I just won 10 grand in the Galactic
Rhyme Federation championship, so I’m laughin' a bit
I feel like returnin' to Earth and burnin' some herb
I’m sick of lookin' at the inside of space stations
Time for Deltron to take a vacation
My expertise in aviation got us to our destination (where?)
The East Bay
My living quarters is completely froze solid
I thaw it out with a heat ray
Now I’m chillin' in a sauna, pulsating jet streams
Peeping out in virtual reality my wet dreams
Perusing my 21st century classic comics, the fun is astronomic
(ha ha ha) I figured since I’m here I’ll renew my galactic passport
So I’m not persecuted by no galactic assholes
Schemers on the ave (yeah)
With their holographic hat-tricks
Using magnetism to pick-pocket citizens
Tourists walk around with memory apprehension glasses
They attempt to capture
The past tense
Virtual junkies, burnt out and lost
War veterans still trapped in the Holocaust
Yes I know all the answers
Living in my true love’s arms
I’m sittin' on the porch readin' Cosmopolitan
Peepin' all these dumb hoes with enhanced collagen
I’m calling in sick today
Big mistake
This resulted in a final pay check and pink slip to take
Replaced by my successor cause I missed my place
Knowin' that the Rhyme Federation will miss my face
(fuck y’all)
Referred to as a big disgrace
Now I’m free-lance with more risks to take
Now a rhymin' merc, finding certified androids
Hit a convention, signin' autographs for fan-boys
They admire
My enhanced stanzas
And how I dodge man-hunts
And security cameras
Avoided apprehension in subatomic dimensions
And even more impressive 'cause of what we live in A self contained environment, I suggest I’m just a minor threat
I see a thing of beauty fly as heck, standing by her desk
Paid her my respects, I was too scared to try to step
So I deployed one of my androids with dialect
Synthesized with my voice perfectly replicated
Asked for her name, and was she married?
«No, we’re separated»
Baby… baby you’re looking real fine…
Your behind, you got 3 booty cheeks…
That’s kind of unique for… for on this planet
What say me and you hit the hot spot over at your house?
I got a few sandwiches that need to be eaten
Yo it’s cool though, you got one eye? trippin' though
Listen you, me and you, we goin' places; we gon' far, go all the way to Mars
Venus… we’ll go to Venus if you want to Venus, Paris?
Yes, I know all the answers
Living in my true love’s arms (2x)