King Missle - Detachable Penis текст песни

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again This happens all hte time; it's detachable This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when I thnk it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it, so I called up the place hwere the party was, they hadn't seen it either I asked them to check the medicine cabinet , 'ccause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but no this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my penis for too long It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak

After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward St Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven - some guy was selling it! I had to but it off him He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17 I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on I was happy again: complete People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis