My uncle sammy
He's so meek and mild
He took a sausage from my child
And when my child bent down to cry
Sammy kicked him in the eye
16 troubles and oh my oh
It really starts when I take him home
No meat - No man
No meat - No man
No man's gonna give me shit
Over a smooth hot piece of meat
No meat - No man
No meat - No man
16 rabbits on my back
Uncle Sammy you can bet
No meat - No man
No meat - No man
Now you can slither and slide
And just watch my baby be surprised
Sex on the Flag
I just can keep control
8 miles high, can't get too rough
No meat - No man
No meat - No man
I took my girlfriend out tonight
We got drunk and had a fight
No meat - No man
No meat - No man
I got 16 rabbits, all prissy and dame
I bet everything on their success, but I can't breed
No meat - No man
No meat - No man
I love it when you strap me to the chair
Oh that's nice, just treat me right
No meat - No man
No meat - No man
That's all