Hi it's me i'm bored again all is well i'm not insane
i've been drunk for seven days everything is fine i
made some friends broke the ice then i ate bread and
cheese to gain some weight keep me warm
everything's o.k. (chorus) it's me delivering psychosis
over the phone to you i color your world blue ten
thousand miles from you i'm sinking all alone
treading new waters i miss my buoy the van smells
like a dirty sock everyone has got the flu i'd rather
be sick of you i'd rather be asleep (repeat chorus)
when i get home the band will have it's first hit song
you and i will buy some rings and a suburban home
i'll bring home the bacon bits we'll make our parents
grandparents i'll take you out the breakfast at
night and then we'll go to sleep