-Mission Pimpossible-
It was a monday, about a week before X-mas.
packed a bowl of evergreen in the spleen of Scarlet,
she ain't no mother fuckin harlot. No botch can touch her
she only purrs when I got it.
Pupils wide when I breathe in this earth
it's the fighting, clawing, biting, pawing
for what it's really worth. "Fuck man, I got I'm all out of Cap'n Crunchies."
"damn boy, I got the motha fucking munchies."
We went to get some food, we met some honeys
you might think it's pretty cool but we spent all our money
on some whack ass shit that they wanted to get
but I said fuck it though, cause it's worth it.
The girlies was askin what we're gonna do
I told em I don't really care as long as I'm with you
One of em said why don't we dip and go
Dash over here said, "Yeah but I'm hungry though. Bitch!"
Just then they told us they ain't havin it
they said if you're gonna do that shit, we're gonna dip
we got places to, and people to see, and in case you don't get it
time is money
Every one minute is another dollar spent
so inconsistently consistent
God.... mama mia
to hell with dollar bills I pay with Sacagawea!
So we said ( what'd we say?) Fuck then trick ass bitches
with their shik shown and their trickses
we continued our quest but that ain't even the rest
so just chill right there lemme tell you what up
we got in a predicament involving a duck!
You might think it's crazy but i think it's sane
everybody called him Jimmy but Milton was his name
he told us if we do some shit for him we'd get some food
i said to him, "buddy, i ain't in the mood."
right there he dropped on his knees and started to beg
i looked over at Will as he popped him in the head
we dipped out on that fool, we continued on our journey
damn man it's already morning
By this time it is morning
I'm horny and it's boring
my stomach is storming
in the air it is pouring
what did we do? we lit it up
to get so calm we're like embalmers
naturally spittin this shit like it was never wrong
We came, we saw, I even brought my lucky rabbit paw
the sun sets in the south
just want some food in my mouth but not a penis
don't want no cock in my mouth
cause why? Cause I am not a homosexual
IF THEY COME...
THEY'LL BURN,
WE'LL BUILD.