Sit back and look at this statistic I've got for you
It's something brand new
There's always one villain in every million I see
But then I wonder if it could be me
I've never dressed in black and tied a girl to a train rack
Good guys aren't like that
Simplisticalls disguised among the ever-growing crowd
It's mix 'n' match and I'm laughing out loud
People out there in the wrong boat have to row
Water's rough, rudder cuts through a fish then they're sinkin'
Wonder what they're thinkin', Wonder what they're thinkin'
A nightmare jury told me, "We're accusing you as the one that created confusion.
You mean old paltry swine, you imbecile.
Let you off easy this time we will
Your honesty goggles must be in blur
The charge in this case is you've got no character."
I bought a puzzle but the pieces were all the same
That drove me insane
Though in a crazy state, I figured out what it meant
This defect's perfect for this said villain
"So now when we think of or see you I'm sure the first thing we'll think of's that you've got no character."