I'm going to my local library
And then I'll go to the charity shop
Who knows where I'll go after that?
Then I think I'll go home
When I get home, I'll put on the kettle
But I'll forget and I won't make the tea
I'll sit in my armchair watching telly
And then I'll go to bed
I wish that you'd call me
But you don't call at all
I wish that you'd call me
But I took a nervous lead (?)
And hang up the phone, the phone