Theres no such thing as a harmless joke
and no such thing as a gentle toke
theres no such thing as Panama Jack
Whos got the crack?
who's got the crack..
who's got the crack..
who's got the crack
i am a goat
in a moat
with a boat
Who's got the crack?
who's got the crack..
who's got the crack..
who's got the crack
i like it when, my hair is poofy
i like it when, you slip me a roofy
i like it when, you've got the crack
Who's got the crack?
who's got the crack..
who's got the crack..
who's got the crack
i wanna be a hippy, but i forgot how to love
its hard to be a garbage man, when a sailor stole my glove
i wanna be reckless but im feeling so uptight (I'd rather be reckless than rockless)
put your mama...put your mama in a headlock!
whos got the crack?
who's got the crack..
who's got the crack..
who's got the crack..
not you, thank the lord.