I wasn't speeding and I wasn't drunk
You tried to frisk me just to feel me up
D'you think you look good in a uniform?
Pull out your pistols âcos I won't conform
You're a hog, sleep around dirty dog
Your disease take a shot
Stroke her up, quite alot
Put your hands up
Nobody liked you when you were in school
No druggy ever likes a man in blue
Turn off your sirens and we'll have a race
Turn off your sirens âcos I'm off my face
You're a hog, sleep around dirty dog
Your disease take a shot
Stroke her up, quite alot
Put your hands up
You think you look good in a uniform?
You think you look good in a uniform?
You think you look good in a uniform?
Pull out your pistols âcos I won't conform
Dirty dog, sleep around oh you hog
Your disease take a shot
Stroke her up, thanking God
Put your hands up
You're a hog, sleep around dirty dog
You're a freak, take a shot
Stroke her up, quite alot
Put your hands up, yeah your hands up, put them up yeah