Ballroom poise, the girls
Are dressing their intent to get a taste for keeping pace
The speaker lifts his glass to dearest friends that will not last
They drink the pearls
There's an etiquette to always faking it
With the straightest of faces
It's all about the way you present yourself
With the straightest of faces
Novelty, novelty
Gleaming lipstick, chain and gag
Show your teeth if you can bite it back
(Bite it back)
Skin grafts of all your mistresses,
It's such an exhibition, oh
You're in when you're invited back
(Invited back)
There's an etiquette to always faking it
With the straightest of faces
It's all about the way you present yourself
With the straightest of faces
And I'll stay at home
And I'll stay at home
(And I'll stay at home)
And I'll stay at home
(And I'll stay at home)
And I'll stay at home
And I'll stay at home
(And I'll stay at home)
And I'll stay at home
There's an etiquette to always faking it
(And I'll stay at home)
(And I'll stay at home)
With the straightest of faces
(And I'll stay at home)
(And I'll stay at home)
It's all about the way you present yourself
(And I'll stay at home)
(And I'll stay at home)
With the straightest of faces
(And I'll stay at home)
(And I'll stay at home)